About

I’ve lost my patience with the self-righteous attitude of breeders who spit out trophy children in a desperate attempt to validate themselves and receive money via State enforced wealth redistribution.

You are not a parent if you are not parenting.  I don’t care about your feelings and you are definitely doing it wrong.


 

The original “About” page from the first incarnation of YADDIW

Welcome to You Are Definitely Doing It Wrong, a blog for parents by people who aren’t parents.

Let’s be honest for a moment.  Most of you who are parents have no idea what you are doing.  I and people like me know how to raise children better than you do.  You are doing it wrong.  You are doing it totally wrong.  You are definitely doing it wrong.

I said you are doing it wrong.  Why do I have to keep repeating myself?  Why don’t you listen.  And clean up your room.  Now!

What is the point of this blog?  It’s your one stop guide for raising your children.  I and the expert writers of You Are Definitely Doing It Wrong will tell you (do I have to explain this?) what you are doing wrong in your feeble attempt at raising your spawn.

How did we become experts on childrearing you ask?  Simple.  We don’t have children but we do have opinions.  That makes us right.  Don’t agree?  Then go to your room and think about it.

And if you don’t agree with us you are wrong.  After all, what would you know about raising children?